Happy Year- iversery

Yesterday marked the day. One year with baby Jonas! It has been a year, hard to believe that its ONLY been a year, I feel like he's already 18 years-- not 18 months!
I have learned many things with my time with jonas, some great things... and some not so good things. One thing that I have learned in the past 14 months is that I know NOTHING about kids. I have always had a career with kids... heck, its all i know.but being a second hand mommy is Waaaaay different than being a babysitter.When i would look in the future and see myself being a mom, i had a different picture of what that would look like. I hate to admit this; but i would also look at other mothers and the way they raised their children and utter the words that i will always regret... " I will never do that..."
I thought i would have it together as a mom... well, was i ever wrong. the last thing i have is together. a regular day happens and these thoughts will always race through my mind:
When do tanturms end
How did you get over there so fast
will you please sit down and play with my keys and wallet
are you sitting still and entertained with a spoon and box? ... thank god.
is nap time over already?
Omg did you just eat that?
Please don't scream in public. Here- take my credit card.
how does it take us an hour to get out the door?
Didn't I just make you food?
Spent an hour prep and making you healthy food and you won't even touch it...
Is bread and cheese a balanced meal?

So to all you mommies out their; I am hourly impressed with your skills.